MC Hammer U Can’t Touch This, the Tiger LCD game. I have no idea how this actually plays, but the button layout is insane. The right set of buttons controls “leaps,” “footwork,” and “leaps/jump” (yes, leaps and jump!), while the left “arm” button area controls “up,” “down” and … “splits.” Arm splits?
I really want to play this thing, but unfortunately, I was alerted to its existence by a 1UP Retro Blog post about how an auction for this apparently very rare game just ended. So instead I’ll just have to watch the Hammerman intro and dream.
See also: Virtua Fighter Tiger LCD game